Joan in Pokeypants!

The leaves are turning brown, the sun is getting lower on the horizon.
But Joan is still enjoying the last sunny days before autumn kicks off in full force.

Joan is almost as up to date as I am with memes. This is relevant right?
Enjoy these pics of Joan near a pool on the roof of a hotel in Alvinus.
In different attires and lugging around a tentacle buddy. (alt versions)

There was a twitter meme of people drawing their characters wearing latex pants with pokey bits on the inside.
So this is me partaking in that meme 😛

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Alvinus control seat testing 2

Following the discoveries made by Cristine the TNTCL organisation sent out requests for more elves with aptitude for tentacle communication. This elf (who prefers not to be named) brought her tentacle friend to the job.
Maybe she have more luck than Cristine to communicate with the control system.

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Alvinus control seat testing

Below the city of Alvinus there are ancient rooms and tunnels. Following one of these tunnels the daredevils of TNTCL found a control seat for the floating island the city is built on. Immediately they started testing to see if they could find how the seat worked. Was there a mental component to it ? Was it some kind of symbiotic process? The seat is covered in tentacles ready to grab hold of whoever attempts to sit on it. Numerous volunteers tried and failed. Leaving with their bodies covered in goop and their orifices probed.

They did notice that the tentacles had more of an affinity for elves.

This is one of the later tests where subject #45 Cristine said “fuck it” and assumed a position to let the tentacles take her in a more efficient manner. They quickly started the “docking” procedure and plugged her in 😉

After Cristine was finally released (having endured a 6 hour fucking) she mentioned that she was shown images off the spider war and the purpose of the control room. It being to stabilize the island in case of emergency. Whatever that means. She was not really coherent after that long an ordeal. Maybe the next subject has better luck deciphering the meaning of this place

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