Oh my! this Elf went to visit the Alvinus Halloween Faire’s star attraction: The slime petting zoo.
Unfortunately she is actively breaking the most important rule of not letting them near your genitals 😉
She’s probably trying to sneak one out while she can 😉
Fun fact the slimes are actually the source of a big ingredient in Sexy time’s lube recipe.
The slimes are not harmed in the process 😉
The quarterly sales bonus at Sexy Time sales is quite a sum of money. The things they have you do to get that franchise deal.
This elf got sent down with a small sampling of the merchandise show off to the different sex shops around the norther europe area..
Some however were more interested in an actual live elf showing up in their store!
Lizzy the Elf was very happy she wore her full body latex outfit today. After a box of Elfphrodesiac got mishandled it created a big mess that even got Santa involved.
Eventually when the stuff wore off Santa still had a lot of gifts to deliver.
Luckily the people at Dumblr and related companies are only getting coals this year!
Happy Holidays! And a great 2019!
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