Category Archives: Seasonal

Hello from Shokushu no shima!

When Joan made her plans to go visit Japan she was asked by the Alvinus travel agency if she wanted to visit “Shokushu no shima”. She was promised pretty and isolated tropical beaches. Unfortunately for her (or maybe fortunately) she had no idea what the name of said place meant and tagged on a few days on said place. This actually reduced her price for some reason.

Joan was able to get the tourist photographer to turn her photo into a postcard to send to her friends back in Alvinus.

Joan ended up coming home more tired than before she left on vacation.

A very xmas accident: Lizzy’s mishap

Lizzy the Elf was very happy she wore her full body latex outfit today. After a box of Elfphrodesiac got mishandled it created a big mess that even got Santa involved.

Eventually when the stuff wore off Santa still had a lot of gifts to deliver.

Luckily the people at Dumblr and related companies are only getting coals this year!

Happy Holidays! And a great 2019!

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Happy Holidays from Alvinus!

Joan is trying to wrap gifts for the gift exchange and well is getting a little distracted.

Try not to get too covered in goop over the holidays πŸ˜€ And not eat too much πŸ˜‰

Think of your neighbors and fellow hoomans. And don’t hoard the white elephant gifts like a greedy dragon. And for fucks sake, put the lid on the lube bottle/jar before anything else. Head injuries hurt.

I will probably post some more art over the next week to clear out my queue πŸ™‚ I suspect some large dildos and dragon penises will be involved. But if I miss you. Have a great holiday and a fucking great 2018

-Johntaro