{"id":2630,"date":"2018-12-26T00:34:14","date_gmt":"2018-12-25T23:34:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/?p=2630"},"modified":"2018-12-26T00:54:55","modified_gmt":"2018-12-25T23:54:55","slug":"a-very-xmas-accident-lizzys-mishap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/2018\/12\/26\/a-very-xmas-accident-lizzys-mishap\/","title":{"rendered":"A very xmas accident: Lizzy&#8217;s mishap"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td>ngg_shortcode_0_placeholder<\/td>\n<td>ngg_shortcode_1_placeholder<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Lizzy the Elf was very happy she wore her full body latex outfit today. After a box of Elfphrodesiac got mishandled it created a big mess that even got Santa involved.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually when the stuff wore off Santa still had a lot of gifts to deliver.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily the people at Dumblr and related companies are only getting coals this year!<\/p>\n<p>Happy Holidays! And a great 2019!<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Go check out http:\/\/johntaro.art for my links! Be sure to follow me on twitter as it is there that I announce my streams!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lizzy the Elf was very happy she wore her full body latex outfit today. After a box of Elfphrodesiac got mishandled it created a big mess that even got Santa involved. Eventually when the stuff wore off Santa still had a lot of gifts to deliver. Luckily the people at Dumblr and related companies are &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/2018\/12\/26\/a-very-xmas-accident-lizzys-mishap\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A very xmas accident: Lizzy&#8217;s mishap<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2634,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,44,67,37,176],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alvinus","category-latex-fetish","category-lube","category-seasonal","category-wam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2630"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2633,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2630\/revisions\/2633"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}