{"id":2771,"date":"2019-10-31T23:19:55","date_gmt":"2019-10-31T22:19:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/?p=2771"},"modified":"2019-10-31T23:19:55","modified_gmt":"2019-10-31T22:19:55","slug":"halloween-faire-slime-petting-zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/2019\/10\/31\/halloween-faire-slime-petting-zoo\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Faire, Slime Petting zoo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my! this Elf went to visit the Alvinus Halloween Faire&#8217;s star attraction: The slime petting zoo.<br \/>\nUnfortunately she is actively breaking the most important rule of not letting them near your genitals \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s probably trying to sneak one out while she can \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n<p>Fun fact the slimes are actually the source of a big ingredient in Sexy time&#8217;s lube recipe.<br \/>\nThe slimes are not harmed in the process \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>ngg_shortcode_0_placeholder<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>ngg_shortcode_1_placeholder<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my! this Elf went to visit the Alvinus Halloween Faire&#8217;s star attraction: The slime petting zoo. Unfortunately she is actively breaking the most important rule of not letting them near your genitals \ud83d\ude09 She&#8217;s probably trying to sneak one out while she can \ud83d\ude09 Fun fact the slimes are actually the source of a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/2019\/10\/31\/halloween-faire-slime-petting-zoo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Halloween Faire, Slime Petting zoo!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2772,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,4,148,10,44,67,51,37,176],"tags":[168,77,254,83,164,170,165,69],"class_list":["post-2771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alvinus","category-artwork","category-exhibitionist","category-fetish","category-latex-fetish","category-lube","category-monster","category-seasonal","category-wam","tag-alvinus","tag-elf","tag-faire","tag-halloween","tag-latex","tag-lube","tag-shiny","tag-slime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2771","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2771"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2771\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2773,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2771\/revisions\/2773"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2772"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2771"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2771"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.studioaip.net\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2771"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}